PPR is not a fan of lights

PPR moved to a new house. He looked around the house. One thing really bothered him.

He resolved to fix it within the next hour instead of doing other more essential things like making his bed or setting up the kitchen.

A fan that had four lights.

The Hangover

After a long night of drinking Yankee and Capt Jack wake up

Yankee : I don't feel so good
CaptJack : Alcohol flushes out the potassium in the body, have a banana that will help you

Pamler : Bram, what's the chemical formula for alcohol?

Bram : Methanol( CH₃OH) ( and wrongly so )

Pamler:  So the potassium with mix with the alcohol in the blood to form ....

                 2K + CH₃OH + H₂O-> 2 KOH + CH₄

Oh god methane ! Your poor room mate. 

One of those existential questions

Innocent Bystander : What is PPR?
Bram: hmmmm... That's a great question.
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Bram: Beware of gamma radiation

 Innocent Bystander: Whoa! what happened to him

Innocent Bystander: oh ... So, you were lazy to draw something inside the bubble ?
Bram: No ... Its a called PPR's zone , we think that's what happens when a black hole collapses on itself. Its like a portal into other dimension, where there are no such things as complex problems.
Innocent Bystander: !!!?
Bram: Its like his head is running in the cloud so the rest of him seems to be stuck and does not respond.



... To be continued. 

Time travel

Bram : Hey ppr how come home so early
Ppr: All trains were running late,

Pamler 's poker tips

Pamler : who ever goes all in will get back money ...
Either from others or from the bank

OK Pamler STOP

Pamler to his phone :
Call PPR
Nothing happens

Call PPR Ok Google ?
Waiting for something to happen nods his head
Ok Google call Prasanna
Ok ok
Google .. GOogol !
Googllllee !!!!
In a winey tone Google ....
Finally after many attempts the phone responds
Ok Google call PPR
Phone : Calling PPR
Pamler : OK GOOGLE
Cut the call
Ok Google cut the call
Ok Google hang up
Hangup !
PPR hangs up the phone
Considering his failed attempt Pamper turns to his phone again
Ok Google In Google how can call myself programmatically
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After many a search screams
Ok Google show me Elena Blachet
Ok Google show me images of Elena Blanchet
Pamler : -D
Ok Google show Me more
Pamler :-'D
Ok Google show me less