The Hangover

After a long night of drinking Yankee and Capt Jack wake up

Yankee : I don't feel so good
CaptJack : Alcohol flushes out the potassium in the body, have a banana that will help you

Pamler : Bram, what's the chemical formula for alcohol?

Bram : Methanol( CH₃OH) ( and wrongly so )

Pamler:  So the potassium with mix with the alcohol in the blood to form ....

                 2K + CH₃OH + H₂O-> 2 KOH + CH₄

Oh god methane ! Your poor room mate. 

One of those existential questions

Innocent Bystander : What is PPR?
Bram: hmmmm... That's a great question.
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Bram: Beware of gamma radiation

 Innocent Bystander: Whoa! what happened to him

Innocent Bystander: oh ... So, you were lazy to draw something inside the bubble ?
Bram: No ... Its a called PPR's zone , we think that's what happens when a black hole collapses on itself. Its like a portal into other dimension, where there are no such things as complex problems.
Innocent Bystander: !!!?
Bram: Its like his head is running in the cloud so the rest of him seems to be stuck and does not respond.



... To be continued. 

Time travel

Bram : Hey ppr how come home so early
Ppr: All trains were running late,

Pamler 's poker tips

Pamler : who ever goes all in will get back money ...
Either from others or from the bank

OK Pamler STOP

Pamler to his phone :
Call PPR
Nothing happens

Call PPR Ok Google ?
Waiting for something to happen nods his head
Ok Google call Prasanna
Ok ok
Google .. GOogol !
Googllllee !!!!
In a winey tone Google ....
Finally after many attempts the phone responds
Ok Google call PPR
Phone : Calling PPR
Pamler : OK GOOGLE
Cut the call
Ok Google cut the call
Ok Google hang up
Hangup !
PPR hangs up the phone
Considering his failed attempt Pamper turns to his phone again
Ok Google In Google how can call myself programmatically
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After many a search screams
Ok Google show me Elena Blachet
Ok Google show me images of Elena Blanchet
Pamler : -D
Ok Google show Me more
Pamler :-'D
Ok Google show me less

P1's statement

PPR: P1 how may jackets do you have ?

P1

PPR: Let me see ...

• Running jacket
• Afternoon Walking jacket
• Night Walking jacket
• Home wear jacket
• Cycling jacket
• Work Jacket
• College Jacket
• Push up jacket ? 

P1 : err.... Guys have only jackets to make a fashion statement
PPR : :ppr

P1:

P1 : Noodu nange maathadakke baralla, hodudubidtheni ( see , I may not be able speak well , but I surely can hit you )
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P1: Sorry Macha , I'll take back what I said about hitting you