Limitations

 Stick Figure: I am so thin , I can slip though rules.

Once upon a time there was a stick figure

Stick Figure : oh ! I mean...  do you have a weighing machine ?

PPR is not a fan of lights

PPR moved to a new house. He looked around the house. One thing really bothered him.

He resolved to fix it within the next hour instead of doing other more essential things like making his bed or setting up the kitchen.

A fan that had four lights.

The Hangover

After a long night of drinking Yankee and Capt Jack wake up

Yankee : I don't feel so good
CaptJack : Alcohol flushes out the potassium in the body, have a banana that will help you

Pamler : Bram, what's the chemical formula for alcohol?

Bram : Methanol( CH₃OH) ( and wrongly so )

Pamler:  So the potassium with mix with the alcohol in the blood to form ....

                 2K + CH₃OH + H₂O-> 2 KOH + CH₄

Oh god methane ! Your poor room mate. 

One of those existential questions

Innocent Bystander : What is PPR?
Bram: hmmmm... That's a great question.
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Bram: Beware of gamma radiation

 Innocent Bystander: Whoa! what happened to him

Innocent Bystander: oh ... So, you were lazy to draw something inside the bubble ?
Bram: No ... Its a called PPR's zone , we think that's what happens when a black hole collapses on itself. Its like a portal into other dimension, where there are no such things as complex problems.
Innocent Bystander: !!!?
Bram: Its like his head is running in the cloud so the rest of him seems to be stuck and does not respond.



... To be continued. 

Time travel

Bram : Hey ppr how come home so early
Ppr: All trains were running late,

Pamler 's poker tips

Pamler : who ever goes all in will get back money ...
Either from others or from the bank

OK Pamler STOP

Pamler to his phone :
Call PPR
Nothing happens

Call PPR Ok Google ?
Waiting for something to happen nods his head
Ok Google call Prasanna
Ok ok
Google .. GOogol !
Googllllee !!!!
In a winey tone Google ....
Finally after many attempts the phone responds
Ok Google call PPR
Phone : Calling PPR
Pamler : OK GOOGLE
Cut the call
Ok Google cut the call
Ok Google hang up
Hangup !
PPR hangs up the phone
Considering his failed attempt Pamper turns to his phone again
Ok Google In Google how can call myself programmatically
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After many a search screams
Ok Google show me Elena Blachet
Ok Google show me images of Elena Blanchet
Pamler : -D
Ok Google show Me more
Pamler :-'D
Ok Google show me less

P1's statement

PPR: P1 how may jackets do you have ?

P1

PPR: Let me see ...

• Running jacket
• Afternoon Walking jacket
• Night Walking jacket
• Home wear jacket
• Cycling jacket
• Work Jacket
• College Jacket
• Push up jacket ? 

P1 : err.... Guys have only jackets to make a fashion statement
PPR : :ppr

P1:

P1 : Noodu nange maathadakke baralla, hodudubidtheni ( see , I may not be able speak well , but I surely can hit you )
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P1: Sorry Macha , I'll take back what I said about hitting you

 

Pamler at a rave

PaMLer : Do you know I was at a rave once
Bram : Strange! What did you do there
PaMler: Well... nothing , you know I am afraid of needles.
Bram : Hmmmm
PaMLer : Too bad one cant ingest substance like Salks vaccine. In which case I could have first mixed it first with my saliva then drop by drop put it in my mouth.
Bram:  :ppr

Bat man !? Hmmm bats and men

Pamler : our perception of the world is thorough light ...  We we can't "see" light.

Similarly bats perceive their world through sound therefore can't "hear" sound.

In conclusion , bats are deaf as they can't hear sound and we are blind as we can't see light.

Hypocrazy !

paMler @ PPR : eno? neenu ishthondu ooduthidya!( dude, why are you studying so much ! )

Aftermath

PPR was displeased with PamLer's Backup opportunity statement.

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PamLer now looking trying hard to maintain full time oppertunites.


P.S:  It is very hard to find pictures of PamLer now , he was so scared by the incident that he refuses to come in front of a camera.

New emoticon added

In light of PPR's recent antics a new emoticon has emerged. 

It's called bitti scope denoted by { }

Backup opportunities

PamLer's objective statement: "I am full time looking for backup opportunities"

PPR:

Rubix cube

On a lazy sunday afternoon Pamler is solving a rubix cube ....

 And something goes wrong....

Hey, where is undo ?!!!

Sunspots

PamLer : .... How does a light source see ?
... err....
It cant see alwa?
So sun is blind !

PPR: What about sun spots ?

PamLer : hmm... So sun spots are sun's eyes !


 

Maps for dummies

Pamler:
Today I am going to teach you how to use a map....
Always look for the "You are here" mark in the map.

PPR lectures : Torus

Bram: PPR what is the chappar hierarchy ?

PPR: Chappar, Tagadu, Goobe, Pyade

PPR: Throw a loper or loafer and baddi magane in when Pissed off


Bram: Is that monotonically increasing or decreasing ?

PPR: It not time-space bound to maintain a hierarchy